Raise your left hand, no the other left hand,

cross your fingers and repeat this stupid pledge:

I pledge allegiance, to the illusion,

and to the pyramid scheme,

for which it stands.

One species, in denial,

with error and excess,

by all.

Buy something, quick!

Raise your left hand, no the other left hand,

cross your fingers and repeat this stupid pledge:

I pledge allegiance, to the illusion,

and to the pyramid scheme,

for which it stands.

One species, in denial,

with error and excess,

by all.

Buy something, quick!

 

Raise your left hand, no the other left hand,

cross your fingers and repeat this stupid pledge:

I pledge allegiance, to the illusion,

and to the pyramid scheme,

for which it stands.

One species, in denial,

with error and excess,

by all.

Buy something, quick!

Raise your left hand, no the other left hand,

cross your fingers and repeat this stupid pledge:

I pledge allegiance, to the illusion,

and to the pyramid scheme,

for which it stands.

One species, in denial,

with error and excess,

by all.

You can stop repeating now. Buy something, quick!